Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades
Ep31 2
Season One, Episode 31
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Air date November 13th, 2014
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"Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades" is the 31st episode of Carmilla. It aired on November 13th, 2014.

Logline Edit

Laura tries to get her life together as Carmilla and J.P. hit the books to look for a weapon powerful enough to take on the evil that lurks at Silas. 


Ep31 1

All that glitters is not gold.

Carmilla and J.P. are researching anti-vampire weapons on campus while Laura gets ready to do work for her Literature paper. She notices a necklace on her desk and, assuming it's from Carmilla, puts it on. Danny enters, with Laura revealing she invited Danny to talk about receiving an extension on her paper. When she realizes that the paper is why Laura called Danny gets extremely upset. The ensuing argument results in Danny withdrawing all support for Laura's fight against the vampires, in addition to not giving her an extension on her paper's due date.

Ep31 4

The Blade of Hastur.

Carmilla has been having similar luck with her search for a weapon capable of defeating the vampires. However, J.P. finds information on the Blade of Hastur, a sword meant to shatter all who oppose it. Preventing it's easy acquisition however is the fact that the sword in question is sealed in an underwater cavern a thousand feet below sea level.
Ep31 7

Hello, sweetheart. It's about time we had a little talk.

Carmilla offers to get the sword, much to Laura's astonishment. While detailing her reasons for doing so, Carmilla notices the necklace Laura's wearing and with a horrified look on her face, tells her to take off. While Laura is stunned, Carmilla tries to take it off of her, only to be burned upon touching it. Laura starts to seize and falls on the table, seemingly unconscious. A few moments later, she gets up again and Carmilla realizes that Laura has been possessed by The Dean.


Cultural ReferencesEdit

  • Elvira, Mistress of the Snark - play on Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.


Laura: I mean, I know you're not just doing it for me, but seriously...
Carmilla: Don't be an idiot. Of course I'm doing it for you.


Carmilla Episode 31 Based on the J

Carmilla Episode 31 Based on the J. Sheridan Le Fanu Novella