|Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades|
|Season One, Episode 31|
|Air date||November 13th, 2014|
|Monsters, Lies & Videotapes||Mommy Dearest|
"Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades" is the 31st episode of Carmilla. It aired on November 13th, 2014.
Laura tries to get her life together as Carmilla and J.P. hit the books to look for a weapon powerful enough to take on the evil that lurks at Silas.
Carmilla and J.P. are researching anti-vampire weapons on campus while Laura gets ready to do work for her Literature paper. She notices a necklace on her desk and, assuming it's from Carmilla, puts it on. Danny enters, with Laura revealing she invited Danny to talk about receiving an extension on her paper. When she realizes that the paper is why Laura called Danny gets extremely upset. The ensuing argument results in Danny withdrawing all support for Laura's fight against the vampires, in addition to not giving her an extension on her paper's due date.Carmilla has been having similar luck with her search for a weapon capable of defeating the vampires. However, J.P. finds information on the Blade of Hastur, a sword meant to shatter all who oppose it. Preventing it's easy acquisition however is the fact that the sword in question is sealed in an underwater cavern a thousand feet below sea level.
Carmilla offers to get the sword, much to Laura's astonishment. While detailing her reasons for doing so, Carmilla notices the necklace Laura's wearing and with a horrified look on her face, tells her to take off. While Laura is stunned, Carmilla tries to take it off of her, only to be burned upon touching it. Laura starts to seize and falls on the table, seemingly unconscious. A few moments later, she gets up again and Carmilla realizes that Laura has been possessed by The Dean.
- Elise Bauman as Laura Hollis/The Dean
- Natasha Negovanlis as Carmilla Karnstein
- Sharon Belle as Danny Lawrence
- Elvira, Mistress of the Snark - play on Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Laura: I mean, I know you're not just doing it for me, but seriously...